31

YES 31. IM SAGITARIOUS (DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT?) IM A HORSE. THATS WHAT THE STARS SAY.

AS I TURN 31 TODAY I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU MY LIST OF THINGS I HAD ENOUGH WITH AS I TURN 31 TODAY. IM SURE YOU WILL AGREE ON SOME THINGS.

LIST :

1. JENNY RIVERA'S FAME
2. THE TWILIGHT SAGA
3. KRISTEN STEWART'S STUPID PATHETIC "IN LOVE" DUMB LOOK IN EVERY MAGAZINE (ENOUGH)!!!
4. SINGERS WITH 20 BACK UP DANCERS BEHIND THEM.
5. KIM KARDASHIAN
6. THE TWILIGHT SAGA ( NO, SERIOUSLY)
7. MEGAN FOX AS THE SEXIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD ( COME ON)
8. AMY WINEHOUSE ( WHO WANTS TO SEE HER?)
9. MOVIE REMAKES. ( WIZARD OF OZ IS IN THE WORKS!)
10. HIP HOP MUSIC

ANTI CHRIST

A FEW MINUTES AGO I JUST FINISHED WATCHIN FOR THE 3RD TIME THIS MOVIE.:
ANTICHRIST.
THE MOVIE IS A NIGHT MARE, OR A NICE DREAM, YOU CHOOSE.
VON TRIER... YOU ARE A GENIUS.
YOU CAN MAKE SOMEONE PUKE AND LEAVE THE THEATER LIKE THE GIRL WHO WAS BEHIND ME IN THE FILM ROOM, OR YOU CAN MAKE PEOPLE GET UP AND APPLAUD YOU FOR A FEW MINS.
IN MY CASE NOT ONLY DID I CLAP MY ASS OF FOR A FEW MINS, BUT NOW I WANT ALL THE PEOPLE I KNOW TO WATCH YOUR MASTER PIECE.... YES YOUR MASTERPIECE.
I WILL NOT SPOIL THE MOVIE, LIKE I USED TO DO BACK IN THE DAY, BUT I WILL TELL ALL OF YOU, GO SEE IT.
EXPERIENCE WHAT IT IS TO SEE YOURSELF FEEL THAT TERROR CALLED DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY IN CHARLOTTE GAINSBOUROGH'S CHARACTER.
MS. CHARLOTTE... THE OSCAR (WITCH I DON'T BELIEVE IN) IS YOURS. IF JUSTICE EXISTS, AND IF KRISTEN STEWART DOESN'T GET IN THE WAY.
MR.WILLEM DAFOE.... THE OSCAR IS YOURS, if Taylor lauter DOESN'T GET IN THE WAY.
NOW I WILL GO FUCK UP MY LIVER A BIT MORE, AND DRINK A NEWCASTLE IN YOUR HONOR.
NEWCASTLE BEER.... MY ANTICHRIST.